Monthly Archives: June 2009
My friend steals stuff.
I went out to dinner with a group of friends last week. After I got home, one of those friends called and said, “Kate stole the tip. I saw her.” There were a lot of us, and it was a … Continue reading
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Smelly people go to my gym. And then they grunt.
What would you suggest is the best way to deal with the people at the gym who come to work out early in the morning, but don’t feel it is necessary to clean their teeth or put on deodorant before … Continue reading
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My husband is great as long as he doesn’t come within 200 yards of my body.
My husband and I rarely have sex (or other intimacy). The reason is that I can no longer make myself enjoy it with him. He is clumsy and awkward and I just can not get turned on without tuning him … Continue reading
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I was burned by a gossip.
I used to be really close friends with a woman I met at my daughter’s school; we clicked the second we met and became close very quickly. We talked on the phone a ton, hung out all the time, and … Continue reading
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Unsolicited Advice #6
To the person who I have heard TWICE ask non-pregnant women when they are due: Do everyone a favor and never, ever ask a woman this question again unless you see a head coming out of her vagina.
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Do I have to fight racism at a dinner party?
I was out to dinner with a group of people recently. Some were friends, and some were friends of friends. I was having a nice conversation with the woman who was sitting next to me, who I had just met, … Continue reading
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Get your head out of my uterus, please.
I have one child, who is four, and would like to have more, but we’re having a little trouble conceiving this time around. People are constantly asking me when we’re going to have another baby, if we want another baby, … Continue reading
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I don’t need to be married to a taxi driver.
My wife thinks I should drop her off and pick her up at the airport, and insists on bringing me and picking me up when I go on trips. It seems slightly ridiculous to me, especially since it’s usually more … Continue reading
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People with kids are rude on the phone.
My sister’s children are adorable, but I can’t seem to talk to her on the phone without one of them screaming, crying, or asking for something in the background. It’s so annoying but the one time I mentioned something about … Continue reading
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