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Unsolicited Advice #8

Published August 18, 2009 Uncategorized Leave a Comment
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To the guy with the ponytail who I saw in the airport yesterday…wait…on second thought…to every guy with a ponytail: Cut your hair. I know, you think you’re the one guy with a ponytail who doesn’t look like a total douchebag, but you’re wrong. You do. Cut it. Thank you.

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