To the young woman who so impressed my husband and his buddies the other night by dressing as Eve for a Halloween party: Congratulations on achieving the near-impossible task of making the Bible slutty. And kudos for finding a way to appear basically naked in public without fear of arrest. And don’t you dare come trick-or-treating in my neighborhood because I’ll cover you with a Snuggie before you can even say Boo!
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