Tag Archives: boyfriend

My boyfriend leaves change all over the house. And my car. And in my bathroom.

My boyfriend “Jimbo” and I are getting very serious. We have a wonderful relationship and get along great; he’s kind to me and is nicer than anyone I’ve ever been with. Plus, he’s hot. We’ve been talking about moving in … Continue reading

Leave a Comment

Filed under Uncategorized

Happy July 4! Don’t blow your hand off, please.

My boyfriend is a complete idiot and sets off all these illegal fireworks every year on the Fourth of July. In the past, he’s set our shrubs on fire, come extremely close to losing a thumb, and almost killed our … Continue reading

Leave a Comment

Filed under Uncategorized

I’m on vacation. So here’s some vacation advice.

My boyfriend and I live together, but when we visit his extremely religious parents, they insist we sleep in separate bedrooms. This is ridiculous and I resent them forcing their religious beliefs on us. My boyfriend refuses to stand up … Continue reading

Leave a Comment

Filed under Uncategorized

Summer is here! Don’t be an asshole.

I belong to a country club, as do many of my friends. We have a generous guest policy, but one woman always brings her friend, who doesn’t belong to the club, as her tennis partner. I feel like it’s bad … Continue reading

Leave a Comment

Filed under Uncategorized

How important, really, is honesty?

My boyfriend gave me some beautiful, expensive earrings as a birthday gift. I lost one almost immediately, and now he thinks I don’t like them because I never wear them. If I tell him I lost one, he’ll be annoying … Continue reading

Leave a Comment

Filed under Uncategorized