Posts Tagged 'kids'

People with kids are rude on the phone.

My sister’s children are adorable, but I can’t seem to talk to her on the phone without one of them screaming, crying, or asking for something in the background. It’s so annoying but the one time I mentioned something about it she got very defensive and snapped at me. Am I being unreasonable to ask for a five-minute conversation with no interruptions?

Yes.

Don’t call her again until the kids go to college.

And I hope one day you, too, have children, and I hope when you do, you call your sister crying and apologizing profusely for being such an insensitive boob.


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