Unsolicited Advice #2

To the girl who’s wearing the wedding dress that comes way too far down in front and way too far down in back and way too far up on the side: You are not Carmen Electra and this is not your Stripper’s Debutante Ball. Grandpa and Great-Aunt Edith don’t want to see your goodies. Yes, we all know you’re a hot sexy girl with a gigantic bosom, but your wedding day is not the day to display your wares for your extended family. Save it for Labor Day. Thank you.

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