Unsolicited Advice #3

To the famous girl whose name rhymes with Pindsey Pohan: I think you have enough money to retire, move to Montana, buy a nice house out in the country, and go for walks with a dog. Maybe get some alpacas. I think it would be much more relaxing and fun for you than drunkenly lurching around California showing your hoody-hoo to the whole world.

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