How to ruin a perfectly good holiday: get married.

My husband’s annoying, narcissistic, completely psychotic sister has decided to get married tomorrow. That’s right. On the FOURTH OF JULY. We have to use up a precious three-day weekend on her ridiculous wedding hoopla, spend a ton of money traveling, and we don’t even get to see fireworks. I know we have to go, but seriously, is this the rudest thing you’ve ever heard, or what?

On the rudeness scale, it falls somewhere below passing gas in your hand and then cupping it over someone’s mouth, and above screaming profanities at a telemarketer. So no, it’s not the rudest thing I’ve ever heard. In fact, some people prefer to attend weddings on long weekends so they don’t have to take a day off from work in order to go.

What’s rude is making your husband suffer through your constant bitching about an important, special day for his family. You’ll have a much better weekend if you stop complaining and attempt to enjoy yourself.

P.S. Unless you’re 8, there’s no reason to be upset about missing fireworks. Come on.

P.P.S. I’m guessing you hate his sister for reasons other than her choice of wedding date. Maybe you need to address these…just a thought…


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2 responses to “How to ruin a perfectly good holiday: get married.

  1. amyandtom

    uh. that’s annoying. I love the 4th and would hate it too if I had to give it up for a wedding. I’m sorry!

  2. Shannon

    My brother in law got married a few years back on the 4th when it was in the middle of the week and we had to take lots of extra days off of work and miss the fireworks. The worst part is now we have to have a big anniversary celebration every year we are around them for the 4th. Families don’t need to celebrate your 3rd anni….we don’t care. For the rest of us with kids that want to see fireworks and the carnival, it was annoying.

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