I found my husband’s porn collection.

Okay. I was doing some cleaning and found my husband’s porn collection. There were all these DVDs and some magazines hidden in our closet. I swear I wasn’t looking for anything! I was just cleaning out the closet. I always knew in the back of my mind that it was something he looked at, but I wasn’t prepared to find it all there in our closet. Should I say something to him?

Yes.

You need to have a serious talk. Sit him down, hold his hand, gaze lovingly into his eyes, and say (without judgement): “Honey, I found your porn collection. There’s absolutely no fathomable reason why you would keep all that porn in the closet. You’re taking up valuable storage space! Please, get with the 21st century and look at it online like everyone else.”

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