To the people who were standing outside the circus the other night showing my children pictures of dead elephants: I admit, I don’t know what goes on with the elephants at the circus. It’s possible that, had I known BEFORE I GOT THERE, what people in the circus do to the elephants, I wouldn’t have purchased tickets. Please, if you want to raise awareness, how about you try doing it before people actually buy the freaking tickets, say, “Hey everyone, let’s go to the circus,” pack their excited kids into the car, and are about to walk in the door? I know you have a right to be there and I’m pleased as punch about that, but you were reaaallllllyyy angry when I gave you the finger. I would much rather have my kids see me give you the finger than have you, WITHOUT MY PERMISSION, showing my kids disturbing pictures of shit that probably has nothing to do with the circus. Stop being a big group of shrieking attention whores and actually do something productive to make people care about your cause instead of just hating you. Thanks.