I would like to go to church, but one of the couples that my husband and I became friendly with there wanted to “swap.” This is absolutely not something I am interested in doing and now I feel uncomfortable about seeing them at all – and therefore have not attended church in over a year. What should I do?
I think you should read the sign carefully before you go to church next time. Are you sure it says Church of the Holy Mother and not Church of the Holey Husband-Sharer?
Despite the fact that I think you’re probably just making this up, I’m going to answer seriously.
This is what you should do: find a different church. There are about 10 billion churches in this country; surely there’s another of your same religion close by.