Unsolicited Advice #21

To the person who was READING A BOOK while she was driving ON THE HIGHWAY today: Stop reading while you drive. If you kill me or injure my children because you’re just dying to find out if Bella chooses Edward or Jacob, I’m going to be very, very annoyed. And I would definitely haunt you if haunting is allowed. This also goes for the person who was dicking around with his iPod and almost drove into the back of me at a stoplight the other day, the woman who was so intent on putting something into her navigation system that she drove over the curb in the Shaw’s parking lot, and the twatwaffle who was texting and smoking at the same time she was driving down Shelburne Road. I’ve had it with all of you!