Lightning round: go or not go?

My brother lives overseas and met a woman, whom I’ve never met, and decided to marry her after not much time together. They’re planning a wedding and I’d like to go, but I have three small children, so traveling on a 12-hour flight is difficult, expensive, and time-consuming. I do love my brother, though. Should I go?

If you can afford it without hardship, yes.

My best friend is having a baby soon and asked me to be in the delivery room with her. The sight of blood makes me sick and I hate anything having to do with hospitals. Do I have to do this?

No. I love my best friend with all my heart and soul but I have no desire to see her push anything out of her vagina. (The only exception here is if she’s truly alone–no partner, no baby daddy, no family of her own.)

It’s raining out, and I have to walk like 20 blocks with my kid in a stroller to take her to Mommy and Me class. I don’t feel like it. Do I have to go?

Yes. Pussy. It’s just water.

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